I suppose that I've seen you three times now

And I guess that I'm wondering how

You keep the boys at bay

I have a feeling that they

Are wondering too



I've seen you with your hair down at least five times

And always wondered

what makes a man commit crimes?

But even I would sometimes

If it weren't for the likes of you



And your glasses, your hideous glasses

When you remove them I would rather skip my classes and be caught

Than to entertain the thought

That someday you'll just put them on again

But I can make the best of it until then



Still I know you go deeper than your beauty

You go well above and beyond the call of duty

To your country and your school

But I grew up too cool



I'm like the rest of them with our thumbs up our asses

If you call I will come

But I'm about as quick as molasses

When I dream of you

You're not wearing your glasses

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