Crossed the street

naked at night

Bent over to show some moonlight

Pulled out some beer and gulped it down

Nude in a gutter is how I was found

Thrown in a police car and the door slammed

no noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed

Now in prison for one monthno one to see

All I got is this guy Ben Dover



Don't like hesh-don't like rap-

kicked ol' Sally cause she's fat-

I'm a jerk I'm a punk

Took a shower cause I stunk-

Smoked a bong killed a cat-

had my nuts attaced by rats

Dad got nude-I wore a thong-

For a hobby I make bombs



Went to a farm to tip some cows

Forgot that I left my pants down

Bent over to pick them up

Felt a twelve gauge next to my !@#$%^

The famer took me to his house

Showed me the closet from the inside out

The police came and took me away

Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay



Don't like hesh-don't like rap-

kicked ol' Sally cause she's fat-

I'm a jerk I'm a punk

Took a shower cause I stunk-

Smoked a bong killed a cat-

had my nuts attaced by rats

Dad got nude-I wore a thong-

For a hobby I make bombs

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