I don't want to urinate on myself

I don't want to urinate on anyone else

Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore

Because I can't control my bladder anymore



Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)



Step back in the light

No more soiled nights alone

But I guess I don't have a care

Because there's not

A load in my underwear



I'm sick of offending everyone I meet

I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets

I had an accident today

I left a soil on a bus seat

I didn't know what to say



But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)



Step back into life

No more soiled nights alone

Well, I guess that I don't have a care

If I don't have a load in my underwear