From the heights of montezuma to the shores of sicily

From the rainplains of africa

Across the shining sea

From the east to the west

From the rainforests to the dustbowls

It's bigger than jesus

Bigger than rock & roll

What is it?

Sport!

You can love it or loathe it

But you can't get away from it

It's played, watched, and talked about all over the world

From the backstreets of naples

To the docklands of hull

It's bigger than jesus

Bigger than rock & roll

What is it?

Sport!

Livingstone and stanley were sitting in a hut

In the african jungle, talking and stuff

About how they'd discovered this big continent

How they'd dared to go where no-one else went

When out of the bush came this skinny little kid

And what was he wearing? a liverpool strip!

He had an nfl helmet and some brand new cricket boots

A packet of questions from trivial pursuit

Q: what happened when rugby union minnows shirley wanderers went to twickenham?

A: they stole a set of goal posts after an international!


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