If I ask you difficult questions

If I make improper suggestions

Would you find that a risk to your health?

Would you put me up on the bookshelf

With the books and the plants?



Desperate but not serious

Your kisses drive me delirious



If I were kind and adoring

How would that be?

Very boring

Mister Pressman with your penknife

Always asking about my sex life

And who with and how many times?



Desperate but not serious

Your kisses drive me delirious



All the advice seems so unkind

"If you don't stop, you will go blind"

They'll tell you it's none of their business

Then console you with a big kiss on the lips

And on the back of the neck

(Oh hey...)



Desperate but not serious

Your kisses drive me delirious



Desperate but not serious

Your kisses drive me delirious...



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