The freaks'll stay together

They're a tight old crew

You look at them

And they look at you

I love the ballyhoo girl

But she don't care

It's hard to find love anywhere

Hard to find love anywhere



The professor is the talker

He's the talking man

And if he can't clean a midway

Nobody can

He'll get the tip on in

From the midway mud

You gotta have the sawdust in the blood

Gotta have the sawdust in the blood



See the pig-faced man and the monkey girl

Come see the big fat lady

'Gator slim with the alligator skin

Come see the devil baby



Springer is the talker

He's the talking man

He's got the whole studio

Eating out of his hand

You can be on too

With the nuts and the geeks

Call 1-800-ima frek

1-800-ima frek



Be the pig-faced man or the monkey girl

Come be the big fat lady

'Gator slim with the alligator skin

Come be the devil baby