if you have a moment to spare for me

if you need a friend that I will be

if you need some company then call me

if you wanna see a bad movie

if you still believe you can trust me

if you need a hand to hold

there, look down by your knee

no matter what you're going through

no matter what you did or said you'd do

no matter what it is, I will help you

if you make a call I will dial 9

if you're short on bus fare I will drive

if you need a warmer coat here take mine

if you want I'll get down on my knees

and if you stay I'll get you your own key

if you need another dying wish then you can kill me

if you have a stain I'll shout it out

tell me all your fears and have no doubt

if you need some privacy I will get the hell out

if you've lost your watch I have the time

and when you have the time I've got the perfect crime

if you need a car to stall you can kill mine