Interlude

What the fuck is yo name mutha fucka…….

Long Rod…..

Fat frank……

Stiff Peter…stiff, stiff peter

I’m gonna let you guys in on a private personal
part of my life, and ladies listen up…..I may
just save your relationship

They took a dick from California, transplanted
that mutha fucka to Washington DC and it fucked
the nation….

An answer…an answer……… and my latest
thrill is to bust my nuts in a bitch’s mouth

CHORUS:

That Dick Almighty …all…almighty, that Dick
Almighty…..all…almighty….that
dick………………almighty

Dick Almighty’s of no surprise…it’ll fuck
all the bitches

All shapes and size

She’ll climb a mountain, even run the block

Just to kiss the head of this big black cock

He’ll tear the pussy open cuz its satisfaction,
the bitch won’t leave its fatal attraction.

Dick so powerful she’ll kneel and pray,
awaiting her time hoping soon to slay

That dick….will make a bitch cry, when fuckin a
bitch that’s tight inside

That dick ….has got a spell on you, once it
gets inside you’ll act a fool

That dick….will make a bitch act cute, suck my
dick bitch and make it puke

Jump up on it, grab it like you want it…

If you could wear a dick…bitch, you would
flaunt it

CHORUS

Bitches are the one’s thinkin dicks get soft,
they fuck one time and they got off

Thinkin its slick just to ride the dick,
they’ll make a nigga cum and then he’ll quit?

But not the long one…I won’t play that shit,
put her ass in the buck and kill the clit

Its 15 inches long, eight inches thick…last
name almighty first name is dick

That dick…is a mutha fucka, I cant be pussy
whipped by a dick sucka

That dick…will drive a bitch crazy, bitches
wanna fuck when your tired and lazy

That dick…sometimes costs you money, don’t be
blamed for a child that’s not yours dummy.

That dick…is a greedy bitch’s dinner….I let
a bitch feed before I go up in her

CHORUS

Bitches go crazy at the all night fuck, starting
from the back then to the buck

Since a good dick is hard to find, I kill that
pussy then fuck your mind

Bitches like the dick just claim defeat, forget
the salad just eat my meat

They pay big dollars cuz they don’t dumb
freaks, to spend time with the Dick the Almighty

That dick…will make ya cheat on yo man

Make you so freaky and hot in the ass

That dick…will make ya hurt yourself

When you don’t have dick you’ll finger fuck
yourself

That dick….is an awful thing but you bull-dykin
bitches are fuckin up the game, rubbin belly to
belly and skin to skin, fuckin like hell but aint
no dick going in

CHORUS

OUTRO

When a women is about to grab my private personal
parts……I want her to grab my private personal
parts……grab my private personal parts



This record is dedicated to all you gals who
don’t appreciate us men enough…

A Hard man is good to find…..a hard man is good
to find