I wake up on broken glass

I wake up on broken glass

But you left your number

But you left your number

All the members of the cast

All the members of the cast

Reckon I was lumbered

Reckon i was lumbered





Did you steal it

Did you steal it

Did you screw me

Did you screw me

Did you peel it

Did you peel it

Did you do me

Did you do me





Are you out there Mr no-one

Are you out there mr no-one

Is my investment growing

Is my investment growing

Sorry that I got so drunk

Sorry that i got so drunk

But I wrote you a poem

But i wrote you a poem





Did you search me

Did you search me

Did you turn me over

Did you turn me over

While I cold turkeyed

While i cold turkeyed

On the sofa

On the sofa





Did you steal my money

Did you steal my money





How can we forgive a grievance

How can we forgive a grievance

Now that we all live with demons

Now that we all live with demons

Did you know that poor old veteran

Did you know that poor old veteran

That you kicked out of his bed

That you kicked out of his bed

Says that he cannot forget you

Says that he cannot forget you

But he does not wish you dead

But he does not wish you dead

Leave his gold watch in reception

Leave his gold watch in reception

He will keep the sixteen stitches in his head

He will keep the sixteen stitches in his head

Did you steal his money

Did you steal his money





Did you pinch my trainer football

Did you pinch my trainer football

Say if you half inched it

Say if you half inched it

Thought I heard a female foot fall

Thought i heard a female foot fall

While I washed my kitchen

While i washed my kitchen





Did you use me

Did you use me

Why'd I trust you

Why'd i trust you

Why'd you abuse me

Why'd you abuse me

I won't bust you

I won't bust you





Did you steal my lorry

Did you steal my lorry

It fell right off my lorry

It fell right off my lorry





Did you pinch my brasso

Did you pinch my brasso

Nick my gelt you asshole

Nick my gelt you asshole




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