Intro: Mista Wells

1 2 3! In the place to be!

As it is plain to see we be the MC's!

On the microphone and I do it swell

I go by the name of Mista Wells!

Standin' next to me on the M I C

Is my main man Smile Lee!

Standin' next to him he do what he like

He go by the name of Nephew Mike!

And last but not least number one in the crew:

He goes by the name of Howard Who!



Verse 1

[Wells] I know this chick named Tammy, a real fly shortie

She gets real naughty when she sips on a 40

And when she gets tipsy, she acts like a stunt

'Cause a 40 and a blunt, that's all she really wants

[Smile] I know this freak named Bertha, the town cum-slurper

I fucked her in the ass till she screamed bloody murder

And if you see Bertha, tell her I'm gonna hurt her

'Cause she gave me some shit that my doctor never heard of

[Mike] I met this honey named Anna at the Copacabana

Sippin' Tropicana in a calm-like manner

Just like a hammer, I really tried to slam her

Man, oh man, she drained my stamina!

[H. Who] I know this dip named Jessica; Bimos used to mess with her

It really didn't matter, so I still slept with her

It was all good, in that she gave up the kitty-cat

And when I was done, I said, "Good lookin' black!"



Verse 2

[Smile] I met this chick named Nessa, who favors Uncle Fester

I beat the bitch bloody 'cause she stole from my dresser

Bruises, knots, and multi-lacerations

I almost killed the bitch; my lawyer got me probation

[Mike] I met this girl named Kim at the all-natural gym

Tryin' to push up was this guy named Tim

Who will win, is it me or him?

Gave her a grin and I was IN!

[H. Who] Check it, I know this dip named Chiniqua, she lives in Masapequa

Got a body boomin' like a JBL speaker

I tried to get her, my nephew had hit her

So instead, I bagged her sister!

[Wells] I know this honey named Brenda, she lives Down South

Took her in the alley, put my nuts in her mouth

And when she got finished, I bent that ass over,

Pulled up her skirt and proceeded to stroke her!



Verse 3

[Mike] I know this shortie named Judy with a really big booty

Got howdy-doody in my jacuzzi

The shorty got moody and that really didn' suit me

So now I'm tutti fruitti with her friend named Susie

[Wells] Now there's Christine, the freak of my dreams

Who gets real freaky with a can of whipped cream

Took her to the crib, I had to do it quick

And when I got finished she was jockin' cool dick!

[Smile] I met a chick named Irma, no ass firmer

When it came to suckin' dicks she was a real fast learner

She packed an automatic, she always had static

People call her Irma, but I call her Hump-a-matic

[H. Who] I know this dip named Tasha, she worked at Red Lobster

She wanted to get nice so I bought her some Vodka

Gave her a joint, went to Huds Point

Then I drove her wild like AJ Floyd

[Smile] I know a freak named Lucy, her lips were mad juicy

She got sent away because she ate a baby's coochie

She was a real hottie, she acted kinda snotty

She worked at the mall, but she stole a dead body

[Wells] There's this honey named Angie with a fat ass-crack

Killing Me Softly, like Roberta Flack

But when I saw her sister, it really didn't matter

So I had to step off, 'cause the booty was FATTER