Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Ralph Humphrey (drums)

Sal Marquez (trumpet, vocals, vocals)

Tom Fowler (bass)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer)

Ruth Underwood (marimba, vibes, percussion)

Ian Underwood (flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone)

Jean-Luc Ponty (violin, baritone violin)

Kin Vassy (vocals)



I couldn't say where she's coming' from,

But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm



She stroll on over, say look here, bum,

I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

(Y'jes can't do it)



She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb

She could prove it any time all men was scum



I don't mind that she called me a bum,

But I knew right away she was really gonna cum

(So I got down to it)



I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb

An' applied rotation on her sugar plum



I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb

But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm,

Dinah-Moe Humm



Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Where this Dinah-Moe

Comin' from

Done spent three hours

An' I ain't got a crumb

From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe

From the Dinah-Moe Humm



I got a spot that gets me hot

But you ain't been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you ain't been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you ain't been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you ain't been to it

'Cause I can't get into it

Unless I get out of it

An' I gotta get out of it

Before I get into it

'Cause I never get into it

Unless I get out of it

An' I gotta be out of it

To get myself into it

-aca