(chorus) I couldn't see where she's coming from but I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm. She strolled on over say look

here bum I got a 40 dollar bill say you can't make me c*m.



You just can't do it



She made a bet with here sister who's a little bit dumb she could prove it anytime all men were scum.I don't mind that she

called me a bum but I knew right away she was really gonna c*m.



So I got down to it



I whipped up a pumas and sniffin my thumb and applied rotation on a sugar plum.



I poked and smoked till my rists got numb but I still didn't here no Dinah-Moe Humm.Dinah-Moe Humm



Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm where's this Dinah-Moe coming from and its been three hours and I ain't got a c*m

from the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe from the Dinah-Moe Humm.



Got a spot that gets me hot

Got a spot that gets me hot

Got a spot that gets me hot

and you aint been to it (no no no no no) got a spot that gets me hot but you ain't been to it (no no no no no) got a spot that that

makes me hot but you ain't been to it (nooooooooo) cuz I can't get in if I ever get out of it cuz I never give in if I ever get of it

and I never give in if I ever get out it.....



She looked over at me with a glazed eye on some bobine persperation on her upper lip area and she said get me wasted and

your half way there cuz if my minds tore up then my body don't care.I rub my chinny chin chin and said my my my, what sort

thing might this lady get high upon I checked out her sister who was holding the bed and wondered what kind of trip the young

lady was on.



The fourty dollar bill didn't matter nomore when her sister got naked and laid on the floor. She said Dinah-Moe might when the

bet, but she could use a little (uuuhhhh) if I wasn't done yet I told her "just b/c the sun holds a place in the sky a reason to

assume I wouldn't give her a try.

So I pulled on her hair got her legs in the air and asked if she had any cutties in there (what do you mean cutties no pooties on

me) she was buns up kneelin, I was wheelin and dealin, she surrendered to the feelin and she started in the squealin.



Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed with her lips just a twitchin and her face her gone red some drool rollin down

from the edge of her chin while she spyed the condition her sister was in she quivered and quaked and cluched her self while

her sister gave a joke about her mental health till Dinah-Moe finally did give in. But I told her all she really needed was some

discipline. Kiss my ora, Dora this real angora would yall like some mora right here on the floora and how bout' you fona, you

wanta (yes)



Emps I'm a chokin myself, ya know I'm gonna find me a horse, just bout this big and ride em up on the border line, em you like

horses.............did you say you want some more well here's some more....oh sure but do you think I can interest you in a pair

of zercon encrusted toyl tips...em tweezers..wait a minute let me steralyze it, give me your lighter



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Dinah-Moe and Dinah-Moe and some Dinah-Moe........