DINNER WITH DRAC

John Zacherle



A dinner was served for three

At Dracula's house by the sea

The hors d'oeurve were fine

But I choked on my wine

When I learned that the main course was me!

The waitress a vampire named Perkins

Was so very fond of small gherkins

While serving tea

She ate 43

Which pickled her internal workings!

Igor the scalpels go on the left with the pitchforks

Igor, Igor...

What a swimmer is Dracula's daughter

But her pool looks more red than it oughter

The blood stains the boats

But it's easy to float

Because blood is much thicker than water!



INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE



Dracula old friend how are things in Transylvania

For dessert there was batwing confetti

And the veins of a mummy named Betty

I first frowned upon it

But with ketchup on it

It tasted very much like spaghetti!

Goodnight whatever you are!



tmazanec1@juno.com or Tom Mazanec to humans