shave it off! well i see too many of them walking
around dirt on their face no hair to be found well
they walk in malls and they walk in packs dirt on
their lip and we can't have that, smoke look
rough, look bad, look mean this media-tough kid
only about 13 where the hell is mom, where the
hell is pop get a razor blade this has gotta stop
{dirt lip shave it off dirt lip it's gotta stop
dirt lip just wait five years it's not a
mustache, it's not a beard} when i was a
headbanger i got beat up five dirt lips yeah that
was enough well i guess by now my mind's gone wack
my friends say man you just gotta relax,

soap helps dirt helps you keep clean to end dirt
lips is now my dream if you see one walk by well
just give 'em a smack i'll shave their lips and
i'll shave their back {chorus} well i always
wonder if they see it at all if they comb or
groom it or just think it's bald, cause the hair
on your lip is like the hair on my arm it's like
the hair on a mole, so don't act so alarmed dirt
lips taken all size and shape they can start at 9
and cover any age burn it, bleach it, nair it or
just masking tape, just get rid of it all it's
not too late {chorus}