Says

Wait a minute man. ey check this out man.

There was the blind man right

he was fellin his way down the street with this stick right

he walked pass this fish market you know what i'm sayin

he stopped he took a deep breath he said

whoa! good mornin ladies

you like that shit man

I got a gang of that shit man

I'll tell you what

my man on the dick

dude on the balls

everybody gather round the mic

i'll tell ya all these muthafucken jokes

first i'mma start it off like this

help me sing it homeboy

c'mon!



sucks dick

sings



Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong

so roll, roll, roll my joint

pick out the seeds and stems

feelin' high as hell

flyin' through palm dale

skatin' on dayton' rims

so roll, roll, the '83

cadillac coupe de ville

if my tapes and cd's just don't sell

i bet my cabby will



well it was just sundown in a small white town

they call it east side palm dale- well

when the afroman walked through the white land

houses went up for sale-sale

well i was standin on the corner sellin rap cds

when i met a little girl named jan-(jan!)

i let her ride in my caddy cuz i didnt know her daddy

was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan

We fucked ont he bed-

fucked on the floor

fucked so long i grew a fuckin afro

then we fucked to the left, fucked to the right

she sucked my dick till the shit turned white

i thought to myself- sheeba sheeba- got my ass looking