He loves your sexy body, he loves your dirty mind

He loves when you hold him, grab him from behind

Oh baby, you're such a pretty thing

I can't wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang



You don't need no wax job, you're smooth enough for me

If you need you oil changed I'll do it for you free

Oh baby, the pleasure would be all mine

If you let me drive your pickup truck and park it where the sun don't shine



Every time he touches you his hair stands up on end

His legs begin to quiver and his mind begins to bend

Oh baby, you're such a tasty treat

But I'm under doctor's orders, I'm afraid to overeat



He loves your sense of humor, your disposition too

There's absolutely nothing that he don't love about you

Oh baby, I'm on my hands and knees

Life would be so simple if I only had you to please



Oh baby, turn around and say goodbye

You go to the airport now and I'm going home to cry



He loves your...

Electric dumplings

Red bell peppers

Fuel injection

Service charge

Five-speed gearbox

Long insurance

Quest for junk food

Big refrigerator

Trembling wilbury

Marble earrings

Porky curtains

Power steering

Bottled water

Parts and services



Dirty world, a dirty world, it's a ...ing dirty world