'Frankly, Seaman Staines, I don't give a damn.'



Oh, oh

Oh, oh



'Down the throat.'



Oh, oh



'I'm straight and normal.'



Oh, oh, oh, oh



'Dive! Dive!'



Put an opening shot across your bows

Got tunnel vision, mmm, pull the sheets in now

Let 'em flap, oooh, let 'em rip

This man o' war gonna sink your ship (eoww)



Gonna blow you midships

Gonna dive tonight

There's no release till you're deep down inside



Oh, oh, oh, oh



Davy Jones gonna keep your bones

No Monkee business, now you're on your own

Turn your stern and cover me

We're rolling swell, just an old sea dog like me



Gonna blow you midships

Gonna dive tonight

There's no release when you're d-d-d-d-deep down inside



Dive! Dive! Dive!

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Dive! Dive! Dive!

No muff too tuff, we dive at five



Seaman Staines is down below

Torpedoes loaded, he's ready to go

Wait to discharge, waiting to release

('It's a mouth, sir.')

As she rounded the horn, we came up from below



Gonna blow you midships

Gonna dive tonight

There's no release when you're deep down inside



Dive! Dive! Dive!

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Dive! Dive! Dive!

No muff too tuff, we dive at five



'Dive! Dive!'



Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh



C'mon, c'mon, Dive! Dive! Dive!

Yeah, Dive! Dive! Dive!

C'mon, babe! Dive! Dive! Dive!

No muff too tuff, we dive at five



'Dive! Dive!'



Dive! Dive! Dive!

Sink it slow

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Sink it deep

Dive! Dive! Dive!

No muff too tuff, we dive at five



'Dive! Dive!'



(laughs)

Are ya cuttin'?



'Seaman Staines, consider yourself discharged.'