Frankly Seaman Staines, I don’t give a damn)



Put an opening shot across your bows

Got tunnel vision, hmm, pull the sheets in now

Let 'em flap, oh let 'em rip

This man o' war gonna sink your ship

Gonna blow you midships

Gonna dive tonight

There's no release ‘till you're deep down inside



Davy Jones gonna keep your bones

No monkee business now you're on your own

Turn your stern and cover me

We're rolling swell just an old seadog like me

Gonna blow you midships

Gonna dive tonight

There's no release when you're deep down inside



Dive! Dive! Dive!

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Dive! Dive! Dive!

No muff too tuff

We dive at five



Seaman Staines is down below

Torpedoes loaded he’s ready to go

Wait to discharge waiting to release

As she rounded the horn we came up from below

Gonna blow you midships

Gonna dive tonight

There's no release when you're deep down inside



Dive! Dive! Dive!

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Dive! Dive! Dive!

No muff too tuff

We dive at five



Come on, come on

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Yeah, Dive! Dive! Dive!

Come on, Dive! Dive! Dive!

No muff too tuff

We dive at five



Dive! Dive! Dive!

Sinking slow

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Sinking deep

Dive! Dive! Dive!

No muff too tuff

We dive at five



(Seaman Staines, consider yourself discharged