I don't want to be

with child-molesting priests

I'd rather have fun

without those evil nuns

covet your neighbor's ass

get kicked out of class

premarital sex isn't right

let's go get some ice cream tonight

Mechanical Betty Parkinson

I went to the Techny retreat

got so bored I fell asleep

Sarmiento gave me a D

I almost failed CCD

Father Lutz was obscene

got confirmed by Bernadin

what I learned I don't know

now it's off to hell I go

Mechanical Betty Parkinson