hey how did everybody get in my room it's saturday another perfect day till i hit the boardwalk headed towards the pier' your fucking gay/fuck you outta my way 50,000 jackoffs all on rollerblades greased up dolphin shorts/wrist guards so it won't hurt your mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car yea until the day/you learn to surf or skate college jack o faggot sportin oakley shades all on rollerblades crash helmets to be safe all on rollerblades yea crash helmets to be safe whoopie its fun to skate/i'll do a figure 8 watch me do a circle going backwards down the stairs oh gee this is fun/looks like i better run i4 guys on skateboards wanna ollie off my head yea this sport is so extreme/you roller disco queens goin to do the hustle at the roller wonderland yea she blades to shrink her thighs/so she can justify 2 all beef patties special sauce letuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun yea neat neat i really think its neat i'm stealing every trick from every skateboarder i meet neat neat i really think its neat you stupid faggot roller bladers roller wonderland cum guzzlin fruit cake i hope you break your hands roller wonderland cum guzzlin fruit cake i hope you break your fucking neck