In the supermarket there is music while you work

It drives you crazy, sends you screaming for the door

Work there for a year or two and you can't get to like it

I don't work in supermarkets anymore



It's so easy, it's so easy

Grab can, lift arm, stack can, turn around

It's so easy, it's so easy

Do the instant mash, do the instant mash

Do the instant mash, make an instant smash

Doin' the instant mash



In the Discorama there's a DJ tries to charm ya

They got flashin' lights to dance to if you're shy

Red for treble, green for bass, they're wired in sequence round the place

You wait till ten, then try take off your tie



It's so easy, it's so easy

Lift hand, flick wrist, drop hand, turn around

It's so easy, it's so easy

Do the instant mash, do the instant mash

Do the instant mash, make some instant cash

Doin' the instant mash



In the cinema tonight they sit and watch the robots fight

The human beings don't have much to say

Robots making lots of cash and all they eat is instant mash

Oh wouldn't you just love to be that way?



It's so easy, it's so easy

Heat it, beat it, eat it, turn around

It's so easy, it's so easy

Do the instant mash, do the instant mash

Do the instant mash, make an instant smash

Doin' the instant mash