Now, Mama I know you've always wished me the best

And I found somebody and I think she's gonna pass the test

She's a country girl as far as I can see

Mama, I hope she's what you had in mind for me



CHORUS:



She likes to go skinny-dippin' in the heat of the day

And late at night she wants to roll in the hay

She cranks my tractor

With just one kiss

Mama, ain't nothin' get

Any contrier than this





Now, Mama I know she didn't grow up on a farm

But she sure knows her way around out behind the barn

And it ain't exactly chores she does at dawn

But she says she's gonna love me

'Til the cows come home



(Repeat chorus 2x)



Yeah, Mama ain't nothin' get

Any countrier than this