In the world of man in the great rat race

Makes his speeches

Then he does what he please

Winners of the mosh impart their grace

As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze



I live in a kennel, smells like rotten cheese

Chums lots of flies but why should I mind

Then I get trashed byt the ho that's my wife

Can't get enough of kickin my hiney

Life in the canine world

Cats to chase and a bone to bury

Full of doggy stench in this poo poo place

If I get a piece of tail

I don't want to get married



This is just a dohouse why should I stay

If these folks are crazy

They try to tell me

That they know where it's at

I don't know maybe I'm lazy



This is my doghouse you said I'm a dog

I live like a dog this is my doghouse



So now it's time to go work for the man

I work for the man at the taco stand

I keep on grinding like a dog always does

No place to hide for this American dog



This is my doughouse you said I'm a dog

I live like a dog this is my doghouse



When I frickin find what I'm lookin for

I dig right in and take my place

Maybe I seem crass and crude

Bat a dog's got to do what a dog got to do



This is my doghouse you said I'm a dog

I live like a dog this is my doghouse



I'm just a dog, I eat cat feces feel like a

Hydrant on this doggy street

Live in the doghouse, Everybody hates me

I want to get laid, but everybody takes me

I'm your dog and you're bitches