on the darkest of streets, at around eleven

the lights shine brightest, on avenue seven

from 'noho' to 'soho' they congregate

gladrags and handbags we anticipate

boom! boom! cha-cha! and cock becomes vagina



no guys here - dolls! no guys here - just dolls!



mother fisting friends, say romance is cheap

so it's time for eve to put adam to sleep

lovely, lovely, love me

with dreams with drugs, with lipstick and la rouge



no guys here - dolls! no guys here - just dolls!



with feather boa, like lotte lenya,

high heels and a vicious tongue,

jesus, 'fantasia' tu est tres fantastique

so kinky gerlinky, so much fun



no guys here - dolls! no guys here - just dolls!



cock incognito! vag incognita!



knock, knock, who's there?

oh! here they come, the belligerent scum,

as your immorality would say "all men are queer"

how civilised that you're despised

knock, knock, who's there?

dorothy that's who, she'll make a man of you!

a man of you! a man of you!



ich bin eine puppe, eine puppe mit scheide!

ich bin ein mann, ein mann mit schwanz

geweg! geweg! lab mich allein! lab mich allein!

das kleine ja! ja! das grobe nein! nein! das kleine ja! ja!

sie macht einen mann aus dir,

eine puppe mit schwanz!, ein mann mit mose!