(Jimmy Buffett, Dan Fogelberg)

Found myself a matchbook

Beside some hotel bed

Opened it up and looked inside

And this is what it said



Get on back to school

Domino college, back to school

Boneyard full of knowledge

Working vacation in a third world nation

Back to school



Fly down to miami

Get yourself a boat

Fill it full of suntan oil

And rent yourself a goat



Ain't no registration

Ain't no student loan

You may not learn to read or write

But you will surely learn to roll them bones



Get on back to school

Domino college, back to school

Boneyard full of knowledge

Working vacation in a third world nation

Back to school



They don't rap your knuckles

If you cut the class

They just track you through the jungle boy

Then they kick your ass



It's a different kind of domino theory

They teach you down in Butler town

If you lose you buy the booze

And then the student body all falls down



They can't get back to school

Domino college, back to school

Fountain of knowledge

Working vacation in a third world nation

Back to school

Get on back



Make your parents hate you

Be a big disgrace

Act just like a domino

And fall on your face



You can't get back to school

Domino college, back to school

Fountain of knowledge

There ain't no graduation from this kind of education

Back to school

Working vacation in a third world nation

Back to school



[Spoken:]

Oh, Jan