Act II



SCENE TWELVE

DONG WORK FOR YUDA



CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:

Hello there...this is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...

Joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all the

other criminals from the music business...you know...

the ones who get caught...it's a horrible place, painted

all green on the inside, where musicians and former executives

take turns snorting detergent and plooking each other...



(As the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER chuckles to himself for a moment,

FATHER RILEY, who became BUDDY JONES, steps into view in his

new identity: FATHER RILEY 8. JONES, Prison Chaplain, who, in a rather

heavy-handed piece of imagery, is now entrusted with the job of singing

this song as he assists the captured executives in their quest for new

meat to plook, and, once having found these victims for the princes of

the industry, trades them little blobs of sanctified lubricant jelly forcigarettes

and candy bars while he holds them down so the execs won't have to work

too hard when they stick it in.)

... Anyway, while he's in there he meets this guy who used to be

a promo man for a major record company, Bald-Headed John...

King of the Plookers...



FATHER RILEY B. JONES :

This is the story 'bout Bald-Headed John



FORMER EXECS:

Dong work for Yuda, Dong, Dong



FATHER RILEY B. JONES:

He talks a lot 'n it's usually wrong



FORMER EXECS:

Dong work for Yuda, Dong, Dong



FATHER RILEY B.JONES:

He said Dong was Wong,

'N Wong was Kong

'N Dong work for Yuda,

N John was wrong



FORMER EXECS:

Sorry John

Sorry better

Try it again

Dong work for Yuda

Dong, Dong

Sorry John

Sorry better

Try it again

He said