A year ago she was swimming

And don't ya know she was winning

But something went wrong at the buoy near the end

Spicoli and his board came and hit her in the head

Oh no

Can't you see

Don't let my little woman

become chicken of the sea

In it second she went down

In it minute she could drown

The guard upon the throne

didn't even make a sound

Didn't even take a second

to take it look around

Cause he

Was talking to she

In a tight little French bikini

Hey man give me a hand

I'm blowin up the lifeguard stand

Let the dummies lie dead like splinters in the sand

I'm blowing up the lifeguard stand

When I'm wrong, I admit it

But I'm strong and I won't quit it

The people are Pushing me out of their way

They know not the importance of

the things I have to say

To you

About the sea

And those stupid little pricks

and their conspiracy

(Chorus)

Give me the mike and I'll say it

Then play wipeout or can you play it?

The bar needs to know about these tan little pricks

In their little red short and the sunblock oil their lips

The little whistle

Makes me sick

They just let the people drown while their checking out

the chicks