Oh..

You can tell a dirty story

In the old conservatory...



But don't go in the basement!



You can make a scene

On the mezanene



But don't go in the basement!



You can fill yourself with static

With the ghosts up in the attic



But don't go in the basement!



You can light yourself a torch

On the old front porch



But don't go in the basement!



Oh you may think that it's real cool

To ride down the bannister like some darn fool

Oh don't go... dont go!!

Don't go in the basement!



You can feel quite aloof

Playing rummy on the roof



But don't go in the basement!



Where the cockroaches dance

You can wallow in romance



But don't go in the basement!



You may think that it's deluxe

To ride the bannister filled with rust



Oh don't go, don't go!

Don't go in the basement!!!!




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