Door Number Three

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by Jimmy Buffett





I took the wrong turn

It was the right turn

It was my turn to have a ball

The boys at the shop told me just where to stop

If I wanted to play for it all

Well I didn't know I'd find her on daytime TV

But my whole world lies waiting behind door number three



I chose my apparel

I wore a beer barrel

And they rolled me to the very first row

I held a big sign that said kiss me I'm a baker

And Monty I sure need the dough

And I grabbed that sucker by the throat

Until he called on me

'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three



I don't want what Jay's go on his table

Or the box Carol Merril points to on the floor

No I'll hold out just as long as I am able

Until I can unlock that lucky door

Well she's no big deal to most folks

She's everything to me

And my whole world lies waiting behind door number three



Well Monty, Monty, Monty

I am walking down your hall

I got beat

Lost my seat

But I'm not a man to crawl

I didn't get rich

You son of a bitch

But I'll be back just wait and see

'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three