Dover Strand

(The Kipper Family)



As I was a walkin' along the seaside

Along the shore at Dover strand

I met with a body washed up by the tide

Along the shore a long time ago



I took him to Northrups, the place he was born

And straightly to Southrups, the place he was known



I pulled out his toenails and likewise his teeth

And sent them to Knaptown wrapped up in a leaf



I poked out his eye with a rusty old nail

And emptied his giblets out into a pail



I cut off his legs and likewise his arms

And then I chopped off all his masculine charms

I pulled out his liver, his kidneys as well

Because he was dead, as best I could tell



@parody @death

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