You could get arrested for

getting your kit off in the street

How many times have I told you

It's not polite to meet and greet

We'll get you home and wash you up

In a bath of cold coffee

I only do this cause I love you

And you can make things easier

Didn't you hear me when I said

Not to do this anymore

I've had enough it's got to stop

Or I will leave you then we'll see

If you could handle things yourself

Without me here to scrape you up

This is the last time I'll warn you

Don't make me leave you all alone

It doesn't matter anyway