"Dr. Funkenstein"

Whoa!

They say the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill, baby

Call me the big pill

Dr Funkenstein

The disco fiend with the monster sound

The cool ghoul with the bump transplant



Hip bone connected to my thigh bone

My thigh bone connected to my leg bone

My leg bone connected to my ankle bone

I get so hung up on bones

Dr Funkenstein here

Preoccupied and dedicated

To the preservation of the motion of hips



We love to funk you, Funkenstein

Your funk is the best (talk!)

Take my body, give it the mind

To funk with the rest (kiss me on my ego)

Hit me with the one and then

If you like, hit me again

We love to Funk-a-stein (ohhh, over!)



Dr. Funkenstein, King of the Funk, yeah!

Swift lippin', ego trippin' and body snatchin'

I'll blow your mind

Comin' to you directly from the Mothership

Pulling up the last leg (ah, ah, ah)

Of the P.Funk

Well, alright



Dr. Funkenstein, yeah

He'll funk with your mind (ooover)



We love to funk you, Funkenstein

Your funk is the best (let me hear it for me)

Take my body, give it the mind

To funk with the rest (ha!)

Hit me with the one and then

If you like, hit me again

We love to Funk-a-stein (alright!)



Microbiologically speaking,

When I start churnin', burnin' and turnin'

I'll make your atoms move so fast

Expandin' your molecules

Causing a friction fire

Burnin' you on your neutron

Causing you to scream

"Hit me in the proton, BABY!"



(I don't know what I'm talking about)

Hit me with the one and then

If you like, hit me again

We love you, Funkenstein (oh yeah, let's do it one more time)

Ohhhh, over!

Hoo-wee!

(you're really out of sight)

I hope you all got your sunglass on out there



Ho!

It's really gonna blow your mind



We love to funk you, Funkenstein

Your funk is the best (talk!)

Take my body, give it the mind

To funk with the rest (kiss me on my ego)

Hit me with the one and then

If you like, hit me again

We love to Funk-a-stein



We love to funk you, Funkenstein

Your funk is the best (over!)

Take my body, give it the mind

To funk with the rest

Hit me with the one and then

If you like, hit me again

We love to Funk-a-stein



Ain't nothing but a party, baby!

Swift lippin', and ego trippin' and body snatchin'

Dr. Funkenstein, you are really out of sight

The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill

They call me the big pill

Hit me with the one and then

If you like, hit me again

We love to, Funk-a-stein

(Yeah, hit me one time, one time!)

(Hey man, you make me feel so bad)



We love to funk you, Funkenstein

Your funk is the best (it is so funky around here)

Take my body, give it the mind

To funk with the rest (I'm just funkin' and jumpin')

Hit me with the one and then (ooooover!)

If you like, hit me again

We love to Funk-a-stein (Yeah, we love you Dr. Funkenstein)



We love to funk you, Funkenstein

Your funk is the best

Take my body, give it the mind (yeah, take it!)

To funk with the rest (take it!)

Hit me with the one and then

If you like, hit me again

We love to Funk-a-stein