Senior ship's surgeon since '66

Multitalented, knows all the tricks

Been almost everywhere in the galaxy

Traveled time and changed history

Has a running feud with a green-blooded man

Takes every opportunity to argue if he can

He's one of a kind, says what's on his mind

You might think he's complaining when you here him saying

He's a doctor - not an escalator

He's a doctor - not a bricklayer

He's a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor

And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy

He's a doctor - not an engineer

He's a doctor - and not a magician

He's a doctor - not a psychiatrist

And you know that I'm talking about Dr McCoy

Doesn't like transporters at all

Prefers a shuttle if possible

Suffered once from Xenopolycytemia

Married twice, has a daughter, Joanna

Charged with murder of Klingon Chancellor

Managed to escape with a fellow officer

Doesn't make house calls, had a katra in his head

Cures a rainy day and wakes up the dead

He's a doctor - not an escalator

He's a doctor - not a bricklayer

He's a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor

And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy

He's a doctor - not an engineer

He's a doctor - and not a magician

He's a doctor - not a psychiatrist

And you know that I'm talking about Dr McCoy