They call me Dr. Worm,

Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.

I'm interested in things,

I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm,

I am an actual worm,

I live like a worm.



I like to play the drums.

I think I'm getting good, but I can handle criticism.

I'll show you what I know and you can



Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums

I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't

Hear the doorbell...



When I get into it, I can't tell if you are

Watching me twirling the stick.

When I give the signal, my friend

Rabbi Vole will play the solo...



Someday, somebody else besides me will

Call me by my stage name, they will



Call me Dr. Worm,

Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.

I'm interested in things.

I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm,

I am an actual worm,

I live like a worm.



And I like to play the drums,

I think I'm getting good, but I can handle criticism.

I'll show you what I know and you can



Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums.

I'm not a real doctor, but they call me

Dr. Worm!