Registered mail...special delivery

OH NO

You're gonna hafta sign fer this, buddy

OH NO

I know you're in there, ya little sumbitch

OH NO

Goddam little communist...

*(weep, weep, weep)*



I don't wanna get drafted

I don't wanna go

I don't wanna get drafted

PHOOEY!



I don't wanna get drafted

I don't wanna go

I don't wanna get drafted

NO-OH-WOH-OH-WOH...



Roller skates 'n disco

It's a lot of fun

I'm too young 'n stupid

To operate a gun



*LaCelia Jackson! Come on down!*

I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED

*Nancy Butterworth! Come on down!*

*You're the next contestants on*

*SOOOOO WHAT!*

I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED

*And, but, also...*

I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED

*A new car!*

I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED

*But that's not all...*



My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted

She don't wanna go

My sister don't wanna get drafted

My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted

She don't wanna go

My sister don't wanna get drafted



Wars are really ugly

They're dirty and they're cold

I don't want nobody

To shoot me in the fox hole...fox hole



Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole

Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole

Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole

Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole



*"Leave my nose alone, please..."*