Let me tell ya' now

He sips, he quips

Dreams a lot about sailing ships

Wants to throw it all away

Wants to have it back someday



Love's fool, Sears tools

Wants to win that football pool

Spend it on some real good grass

Disappearin' oh so fast



Tell my story pain and glory

Guess my occupation

Free and easy warm and breezy

Overnight sensation



I got house pets, Lear jets

Tryin' to learn about basinettes

Oh Miss Piggy dance with me

Let me take you to the sea



Dreamsicle, big dill pickle

High school honeys sure were fickle

I'll be damned, country ham

Takes me back to Alabam'



So won't you tell my story pain and glory

Guess my occupation

Free and easy warm and breezy

Overnight sensation



Let me tell ya' now

He sips, he quips

Dreams a lot about sailing ships

I'll be damned, country ham

Takes me back to Alabam'

I'll be damned, country ham

Takes me back, to Alabama