His garbagecan beret

Was tilted at an angle

What looked like a smile

Turned out to be a mango

He's got raw meat

Dangling from his glasses

Tonight is the night

He's going to kick their asses

He's broke, he's ugly, and unskilled

And he's dressed to be killed



(Gratuitous rap)

He's broke, he's ugly, and unskilled

And he's dressed to be killed



His luck is gonna change

He found a one-leaf clover

His fortune cookie said

"What's the point, your life is over"

He must be nuts

There's a bullseye on his back

He's standing at ground zero

Of a nuclear attack

He's broke, he's ugly, and unskilled

And he's dressed to be killed