Eat, sleep, and crap

For to prey on your needs

Down a dark street

Backwater Leeds

I seen yer comin'

Come in, lads!

You seen the ad?

Too bad, bad, bad

What you git

Is what you see

Trickledown theory

And it's coming to me

Life's a whip-round

I got the whip

It's a sinking ship

Drip, drip, drip

(Chorus)

Drip, drip, drip goes the water

(Repeat)

Take me in

Throw me out

Put me up

Let me down

Dark, Satanic

Run-of-the-mill

Sing us a song

And I'll send you the bill

My nicotine grip

My smokin' gun

It's how I get my fun

Better run, run, run

Your olfactory nerves

All up the spout

You can't smell a rat

When your nose is out

Rent-to-kill

By any other name

Kiss an old flame

Shame, shame, shame

(Repeat chorus)

Give us this day

Farty old breath

Stinking steeple

Gash on the bowhead

A hole in the wall

Lay low for awhile

Come out, pitch a foul

Smile, smile, smile

My eggs are fried

My [?] is cracked

Written in blood

And cultured pig fat

All this fuss

Too much on the plate

Join the club

Too late, late, late

Too late, too late