Written by M. Huffman and E. Dobbins



Tonight do me a favor

On your way to do me wrong

Drop me at a honky tonk

Don't leave me here alone

I washed and waxed the car today

I even filled the tank

If you're gonna drive me crazy

Drive me to drink



All the mothers and your lovers

Will be happy I suppose

You'll be in his arms again

And I'll be off the road

The highway will be safer

And they'll have you to thank

If you're gonna drive me crazy, baby

Drive me to drink



You're in the driver's seat

It's all up to you

I'll be your dedicated man

Or your designated fool



But if you're hell-bent

And bound to bolt

I can't change the way you think

If you're gonna drive me crazy, baby

Drive me to drink



(Repeat last two verses)



Well if you're gonna drive me crazy, baby

Drive me to drink