One time I was at a private school and it cost like fuckin $4000 a year to go there. And, uh, so we were the shit kids cause we didn't have fuckin' Guess jeans or anything. And I was walking into the fuckin' lunch room, under the fuckin', what the fuck is the thing called? That over you're head. The awnings. And I happened to look up just for a second, and, I happened to look up. And a bird shit in my eye. Hey did you get that shirt from old navy? I knew you did. Hell yeah. Right on, bitch!


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