You've had your fun your money's gone

You're only friend is the telephone

Oh duchess now you're one of us



You stay at home and lights the light

They make you smile in the empty night

Oh duchess now you're one of us



Well she knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans

And she sits alone by the telephone

But they won't call back again



You count the pounds and cut your hair

Won't someone send you a millionaire?

Oh duchess, now you're one of us



No friends to see, no car to drive

You'd go to bars but you're much too shy

Oh duchess, now you're one of us



Well she knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans

And she sits alone over 13 stone

And they won't come back again



She knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans

But now things are tough and they've had enough

And they won't come back again



You've had your fun your money's gone

You spend all day by the telephone