The Pube is a traveling salesman

Who drives a small airplane

When he lands he is happy

When he flies he's a real good pilot

The Pueblo first sees him when he's in the distance

Rumor has it - or so they say - the Pube is losing

altitude

He comes straight down nose first

In his stupendous airplane

His heart beats fast as he crashes into the ground

He hurts the Pueblo with his mediocre airplane

The Pueblo takes him right out

Of his piss awful airplane

And they take him in triumph to the plaza



Ay ay ay, the Pube he has landed

"I sense a lack of love here

What you need is this product"

What the hell? Have you maybe got a sixth sense?

"I'll show you something that's good

For the needs of every couple"



The plaza accepts him, in a simple way

In the meantime the Pube takes out

His world-famous anal lube

He strips off his wife, and squeezes her slowly

And the "ointment" is soothing for

The friction from his karoly

The Pueblo's happy and wants some of the same

And they all buy the special anal cream

The wife starts thinking

"Well this Pueblo's not bad"- commercial miracle

All inside of the wife

And she gives out official receipts!!



Ay ay ay, millionaire is the Pube

In the plaza he sells

The honor of his by now greasy wife

Over and over the wife orgasms

At first he is quite concerned

When the Pueblo orgasms as well



The Pueblo e-ja-cu-lates.......



The Pube has sold off almost all his ointment

But his wife just does not want him anymore

This is the story of the traveling salesman who gave up

His morals just to sell his lube

And he ended up losing his wedding ring



Ay ay ay, solitary's the Pube

One more unhappy ending, in the life of a couple

How d'you feel? "Just a little upset,

But it's always lovely to watch

Your own wife when she orgasms...

It's really lovely to watch

Your own wife when she orgasms...

It's always lovely to watch

Your own wife when she strips off

But in the end all that's left is her bathrobe,

her bathrobe

It's a bit stained, it is true

But it is still her bathrobe.

Her bathrobe