Earthling

I love the way that you walk

Earthling

I love the way that you walk

With your three little legs draggin' on the ground

Now when you walk

The people talk



Earthling

I love the way that you prance

Earthling

I love the way that you prance

With your two little feet inches off the ground

O you're so advanced

You can even dance



I guess I forgot

Been 7000 years since I could walk that way

C'mon show me how to play

Yea I must 'a forgot

Now I have to know what makes you move the way you do

I wanna examine you



Earthling

I love the way that you talk

Earthling

I love the way that you talk

With just one little mouth you could blow up the world

Now when you talk

The people walk

Yea I guess I forgot

Now I have to know what makes you move the way you do

I wanna examine you



C'mere Earthling

Let me take you aboard for awhile

Let me just have a look

I wanna examine you

Now I put you here

I just wanna see how you're doin'

C'mon now pull 'em down and let me see

Cough. Stick out your tongue and say, "Ah."

Say what's a nice little being like you doin' on a dump like this?