Music and lyrics by King Diamond)



It was in the local paper : ³We will cure you every phobia

At Devil Lake Sanitarium

We will make you feel you¹re right at home²



No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights

We can recreate paradise

And you don¹t even have to sacrifice a thing



It only took about a minute¹s time

For poor old Harry to make up his mind

So he headed for Devil Lake, knowing doctors

were awaiting him



No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights

We can recreate paradise

And you don¹t even have to sacrifice a thing



Solos : La Rocque - Simonsen



HARRY : ³... My name is Harry and I am from the country side

I¹m looking for a doctor, Eastmann is the name²

Dr. EASTMANN : ³We welcome you with open arms

We¹ve all been looking forward to having you here

At Devil Lake Sanitarium

You must always sign a special paper first²

HARRY : ³ I will sign anything, just to get rid of my fears

I just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign ?²

Dr. EASTMANN : ³Right here on the dotted line

This will give me all the freedom I need for you

At Devil Lake Sanitarium

You know we are the very best at what we do... Oh Yes !²



Solo : La Rocque



Now that we have got his signature

I think it¹s time to start the Eastmann cure

So put him in the straight

I think room 17 is still our whitest room



No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights

We can recreate paradise

And you don¹t even have to sacrifice a thing