Well I woke up this morning

On the wrong side of the bed

And how I got to thinkin'

About all those things you said

About ordinary people

And how they make you sick

And if callin' names kicks back on you

Then I hope this does the trick



'Cause I'm sick of your complainin'

About how many bills

And I'm sick of your bitchin'

'Bout your poodles and your pills

And I just can't see no humor

About your way of life

And I think I can do more for you

With this here fork and knife



Eat the Rich: there's only one thing that they're good for

Eat the Rich: take one bite now - come back for more

Eat the Rich: I gotta get this off my chest

Eat the Rich: take one bite now, spit out the rest, uh huh



So I called up my head shrinker

And I told him what I'd done

He said you'd best go on a diet

Yeah I hope you have some fun

And a don't go burst your bubble

On rich folks who get rude

'Cause you won't get get no trouble

When you eats that kind of food

Now they're smokin' up their junk bonds

And then they go get stiff

And they're dancin' at the yacht club

With Muff and Uncle Biff

But there's one good thing that happens

When you toss your pearls aside

Their attitudes may taste like shit

But go real good with wine



Eat the Rich: there's only one thing that they're good for

Eat the Rich: take one bite now - come back for more

Eat the Rich: I gotta get this off my chest

Eat the Rich: take one bite now, spit out the rest, uh huh



Believe in all the good things

That money just can't buy

Then you won't get no bellyache

From eatin' humble pie

I believe in rags to riches

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