Eddie, are you kidding?

I've seen you on my TV

Eddie, are you kidding?

The people always ask me

I saw your double knits

I thought they were the pits

You threw it in a bag

And then you sent me home - -

What!?

Eddie, are you kidding?

No, no.

Eddie, are you kidding?

No, no.

Eddie, are you teasing

About your rancid garments?

Eddie, are you teasing

About your sixty tailors?

I'm coming over shortly

Because I am a portly

You promised you could fit me

In fifty Dollar suit - -

Oh

Eddie, are you kidding?

No, no.

Eddie, are you kidding?

No, no.



Eddie, my friends ask me,

Eddie, Eddie, are you kidding?

I wanna tell you something,

my friends:

I am not kidding.

Here at Zachary All

We have sixty tailors

In the back room.

We have the west's largest

Selections of portly's, regulars

Longs, extra longs, and cadets.

And my friends say to me: Eddie,

Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits?

(Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits?)

And I tell them: I'll tell you

Something frankly, my friends - -

When the new double knits first

Came out, I was not impressed.

But as you can see

These pants I'm wearing

Are double knit. They stretch

In all the right places.

They're most comfortable.

Our model Twiggy here will demostrate.

I have this lovely little

Seersucker ... wait a minute



WHERE CAN I GO GARDENA?

AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L.A.

AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT

I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY



I need the knits

The double knits

I need the knits

They are the pits

I need the knits

The double knits

I'm coming over shortly

Because I am a portly

You promised you could fit me

In fifty Dollar suit - -

Whew!

Eddie, are you kidding? No, no.

Eddie, are you kidding? No, no.

Eddie, are you kidding? No, no.

Eddie, are you kidding me?

Eddie, are you kidding me?

Eddie, are you kidding me?



No, my friends, I'm not kidding,

Right here on the miracle mile

We have the west's largest

Selections of portly, regular

Cadet, tall and long.

And not only that - -

My brother Jake and Little Emil

And sixty tailors ...