Dr. Everett v. Scott From the day he was born

He was trouble

He was the thorn

In his mother's side

She tried in vain





Criminologist But he never caused her nothing but shame



Dr. Everett v. Scott He left home the day she died

From the day she was gone

All he wanted

Was rock and roll porn

And a motorbike

Shooting up junk





Criminologist He was a low down cheap little punk



Dr. Everett v. Scott Taking everyone for a ride



Chorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife





Dr. Frank-N-Furter What a guy



Janet Weiss Makes you cry



Dr. Everett v. Scott And I did



Columbia Everybody shoved him

I very nearly loved him

I said hey listen to me

Stay sane inside insanity

But he locked the door

And threw away the key





Dr. Everett v. Scott But he must've been drawn

Into something

Making him warn me

In a note which reads





Chorus What's it say? What's it say?



Eddie I'm out of my head

Oh hurry, or I may be dead

They mustn't carry out their evil deeds





Chorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife





Dr. Frank-N-Furter What a guy



Janet Weiss Makes you cry



Dr. Everett v. Scott And I did



Chorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife





Dr. Frank-N-Furter What a guy



Chorus Whoa ho ho



Janet Weiss Makes you cry



Chorus Hey hey hey



Dr. Everett v. Scott And I did



Chorus Eddie