From the day he was born

He was trouble

He was the thorn

In his mother's side

She tried in vain

But he never caused her nothing but shame

He left home the day she died

From the day she was gone

All he wanted

Was rock and roll porn

And a motorbike

Shooting up junk





He was a low down cheap little punk

Taking everyone for a ride



When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife



What a guy

Makes you cry

And I did



Dr. Everett v. Scott And I did

Everybody shoved him

I very nearly loved him

I said hey listen to me

Stay sane inside insanity

But he locked the door

And threw away the key



But he must've been drawn

Into something

Making him warn me

In a note which reads



What's it say? What's it say?

I'm out of my head

Oh hurry, or I may be dead

They mustn't carry out their evil deeds

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!



When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife



What a guy

Makes you cry

And I did



When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife



What a guy

Whoa ho ho

Makes you cry

Hey hey hey

And I did

Eddie








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