How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment

How to defer to men in solvable predicaments

How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you

How to have that not work and have them run away from you



How to keep people at arms length and never get to close

How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most

How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone

How to feel worthless so fast you're helping



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In the course of a lifetime, I never forgot

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How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist

How to play all highest when you're really a hypocrite

How to hate god when you're a player and a spiritualist

How to sabotage when you're in tough seas



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In the course of a lifetime, I never forgot

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I've been doing research for years

I've been practicing my ass off

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Culminating just to be this well versed leader before you



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In the course of a lifetime, I never forgot

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How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else

How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself

How to know them all the too well by going with them

How to stay stuck in your life hating them



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