Your date has gone home

Now you're left on your own sweet own

Your tough-talkin' friend

Split on you in the bitter end

And you look like a fine thing Jerry

Yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry



They say you're a star

That's what the boys all say you are

I don't see much TV

So you don't mean shit to me

But you look like a fine thing Jerry

Yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry



They got a name for people like you

Yeh they do

And they got a name for people like me too

El Macho, El Macho



Now they want you to sing

Don't get shy or anything

The boys are all here

Gonna buy you another beer

'Cos you look like a fine thing Jerry

Yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry

El Macho, El Macho